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We are gathered together here
in the sight of God

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and in the face of this congregation

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to join together this man and this woman
in holy matrimony.

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 Instituted of God
in the time of man's innocency,

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signifying unto us

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the mystical union
that is betwixt Christ and his Church.

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Therefore, it is not by any
to be enterprised,

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nor taken in hand, unadvisedly,
lightly or wantonly,

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to satisfy men's carnal lusts
and appetites,

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like brute beasts
that understand nothing.

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But reverently, discreetly, advisedly,

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soberly and in the fear of God.

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Duly considering the causes
for which matrimony was ordained.

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That's absolutely charming.
Thank you very much.

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Very, very fresh.
Full of vitality, thank you.

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And we're going to do another one
when we're ready, and...

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Colin, chin down a little bit.
Very much down a little bit.

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Thank you. To me, everyone, and flash.

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- The bride and groom!
- The bride and groom.

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Bloody awful things, weddings.

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- Dreadfully upsetting.
- Unless it's one's own, of course.

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Mm.

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Another couple off to build a castle.

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Lower the portcullis.
Pull up the drawbridge.

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- What? How do you mean?
- Couples do that, don't they?

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They turn to each other,
and all we see is their backs.

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So, what am I to do, Billy?

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No one wants to take me on, apparently.

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I'm too daunting a prospect.

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I could give it a go.

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Don't be silly, you're a friend.

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Yes, but isn't that the first quality
one should look for in a husband?

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In the olden days,
people weren't confused.

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People married for sensible reasons.
Marriage was a consolidation of assets.

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Also of other things.

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Of friendship and values.

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Outlooks.

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We'd breed derby winners,
have an army of children...

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- Billy...
- Look, and I'd know the ropes.

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I know the rules. Your family all know
me, and I think are not averse.

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- Oh, they adore you.
- And I you.

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Always have.

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I'm your Old Faithful, after all.

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 Mummy said something
interesting the other day.

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Oh?

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She said that the first ten years
of marriage are just an overture.

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That there's often a crisis at ten years,

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but then you work it out and settle in...

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and it's only then
that it really gets into its stride.

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Oh.

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Do you suppose
that's what's happened to us?

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Possibly.

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I was thinking, perhaps we should have

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a big anniversary party this year.

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To celebrate hitting our stride.

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All right.

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Yes?

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All right. It's Margaret.

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 So how was it?

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It somehow managed to lift the spirits

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and make one want to kill oneself
in equal measure.

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Took forever to get there.

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- Mummy was a nightmare.
- Was she?

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Mercifully, they sent a helicopter
to bring us back.

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Hmm.

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And I have this horrible
feeling that somewhere,

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in the middle of it all...

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I agreed to get married myself.

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What?

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- To whom?
- Billy Wallace.

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Goodness!

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Congratulations! Billy Wallace.

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Oh, Christ!

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So if I were to accept,
it would be a yes from you?

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Yes, of course.

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An emphatic yes.

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And Philip and I
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for our tenth wedding anniversary,

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and you and Billy could use the occasion
to announce your engagement,

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if you wanted.

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That's a nice idea.

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Well, that's settled then.

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- Thank you.
- My pleasure. Goodnight, Margaret.

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Synced and corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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...perhaps you'd explain why it is

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that the satellite
keeps on circling the Earth

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instead of either flying off into space
or dropping to the ground.

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I'm not sure how I feel about
a Russian satellite circling the Earth...

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just above our heads.
What's it doing up there?

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Notionally, it's providing information

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about the density
of the Earth's upper atmosphere.

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Of course its darker purpose
is to demonstrate to everyone

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the extent of Russian military power

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- and technical capacity.
- Oh.

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The same rocket
that launched this satellite

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is capable of firing a nuclear warhead

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into enemy territory
with pinpoint accuracy.

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- Wow.
- Imagine the effect

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this will have on the Americans.

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A great crisis of self-doubt,
if I'm not very much mistaken.

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We must seize this opportunity
to help the Americans

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and work together in a joint effort
to meet the Russian threat.

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That is the way to repair Anglo-American
relations, which, as you know,

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have deteriorated terribly
due to the Suez Crisis.

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Quite. You know,
after the war they said Eisen...

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I am absolutely determined
to restore the special relationship

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that exists between our two countries.

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We're bound by so much more
than just language and shared history.

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It's a kind of marriage.

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As in any marriage,
there'll be ups and downs,

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but one must work
to get things back on track.

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They say that listening's important.

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In any marriage.

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 Does that mean
that we can learn just as much

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from this satellite as the Russians?

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And how are we going to do this?

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I think the driver should drop me first,
then take you on to the station.

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Or I could wait.

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I don't think that would be wise.

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Why? How long do you need with him?

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A day. Maybe two.

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It's the last time, I promise.

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- Don't make promises you cannot keep.
- No.

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I'm determined to end it. It's time.

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- Now that you're Prime Minister.
- Yes, it is.

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With a one, two, three, flash.

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Oh, quite magnificent.

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Why does it always have to be
Cecil Beaton

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- taking my official birthday portrait?
- What's wrong with Cecil?

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When it came out last year,
everyone said how pretty you looked.

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No, they said how much I looked like you.

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Well, quite.

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Fairy tales.

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Yes, but he does it so well.

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And to me, Your Royal Highness.

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A little less chin, and..

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What do you think?

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I asked my new lady-in-waiting
here today...

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Your Majesty.

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...to offer her opinion...

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having at least one foot
in the real world.

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I think birthday portraits
should evolve and mature with age.

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Like the subject. Show change
in the character. Complexity.

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Reality.

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No one wants complexity
and reality from us.

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Do sit down.

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People have enough of that
in their own lives.

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- They want us to help them escape.
- Indeed, Your Majesty.

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Imagine this, if you will...

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a young woman, a commonplace creature.
She sits in her drab little scullery.

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So much work to do. So much washing-up.

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How she longs for comfort, for hope.

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And again. One, two, three and flash.

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She wants to believe
her life has some meaning beyond chores.

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She opens a magazine and she sees
Her Royal Highness's photograph.

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For one glorious, transforming moment,
she becomes a princess, too.

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She is lifted out of her miserable,
pitiful reality into a fantasy.

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Later, she will step out of her house

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in a new neckerchief, perhaps,
for which she has saved.

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Oh, she will hold her head up high.
She is renewed.

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And all thanks to you,
Your Royal Highness...

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and to the ideal which you represent.

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And now,
with a one, two, three and flash.

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Quite marvelous.

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It's good news all round.

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In the 20 or so years we have known
the hapless, misshapen crane

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that is Billy Wallace, has any woman ever

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looked at him as an object of desire?

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I mean, even remotely?

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Certainly not.

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Then how can one begin to explain that?

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Ma'am, Lord Blandford
just telephoned to apologize

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and say that Mr. Wallace
may be indisposed this evening.

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He can't be indisposed.
We're announcing our engagement.

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Something about an injury.
Rather a serious injury.

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- Where is he?
- Your Highness.

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Uh...

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Her Royal Highness, Princess Margaret.

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- Out of my way.
- Oh, shit.

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No, you must keep your leg up, sir.

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Billy?

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It's all right, Simpson.

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Well, what's going on?
It's our announcement this evening.

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Unforeseen circs, I'm afraid.

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Rather a dust-up in the early hours.

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Are you drunk?

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Don't be like that.
I had to do something for the pain.

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- Well, what happened?
- Wait till you hear.

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You'll laugh till you spit.

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Your friend Tennant rather took offense
at something I did.

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You came to blows with Colin?

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I believe the word "duel" was mentioned.

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A duel?

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 Tennant issued the challenge.

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A little childish in this day and age
if you ask me,

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but a duel is a duel,
so I stepped up to the mark.

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That's what a gentleman does.

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No!

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If I'm completely honest,

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a little drink had
been taken during the night.

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But we faced the dawn
with clear heads and strong hearts.

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Now, Tennant wanted to motor up to Glen

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to get his father's old pistols.

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It would've been quite ridiculous.
Much too far away.

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So, Blandford offered his.

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It was a bloody stupid mistake.

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A duel is not just
a test of marksmanship.

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It's a test of character.

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Ten paces.

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One... two...

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three... four...

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five... six...

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seven... eight... nine...

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ten.

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Fucker shot me in the leg.
Bloody awful thing.

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Anyway, I survived
with a small flesh wound.

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And why was he angry with you?

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It's the strangest thing,

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but ever since word got
out about our engagement,

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I've found myself
quite the center of attention.

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It's as though
every good-looking girl on Earth

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has taken the news
as a personal challenge.

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I'm not used to the idea of being a beau,
much less a catch.

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Seems to have gone to my head rather.

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Had a bit of a fumble at Blenheim.

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She was rather a beauty.
She's in pictures, you know. An actress.

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Anyway, Tennant got wind of it
and got very cross.

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Yes, with reason.

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You pathetic, weak, contemptible fool.

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I never even wanted to marry you.

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You were only ever an act of charity.

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Or desperation.

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And now you insult me? You?

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People like you don't
get to insult people like me.

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You get to be eternally grateful.

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You've quite the way with women.

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Take a look at this face.

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A picture of disappointment and disgust.

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This is the look that every woman
you ever know will come to share.

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This is what the next 40 years
of your life will look like.

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Margaret...

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Margaret!

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Shit!

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Ma'am, I've been asked to tell you

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that Princess Margaret
will not be announcing

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the engagement this evening.

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Her Royal Highness said
she'll explain everything later.

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Yes, I'm sure she will.
Thank you, Michael.

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Thank you, ma'am.

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All right, all right, settle down.

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So on my recent tour of the Pacific,

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I was introduced to a man who said to me,

254
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:45,440
"My wife is a doctor of philosophy
and much more important than I am."

255
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,720
To which I could only reply,

256
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,160
"Ah, yes, sir, we have that trouble
in our family too."

257
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,480
You know, when I imagined our marriage
in the early days,

258
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,328
I imagined two people

259
00:20:01,353 --> 00:20:04,944
welded together into some sort
of combined existence.

260
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:13,120
Ten years. Ten years has taught me
the secret of a successful marriage

261
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,680
is actually to have different interests.

262
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,640
Well, different interests,
but not entirely different.

263
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,560
It's a funny business.

264
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,240
One sees the whole of the other person,
you see even that part of them

265
00:20:31,265 --> 00:20:32,905
that they don't see themselves,

266
00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:36,983
and presumably...
they see that hidden part of you.

267
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,753
One ends up knowing more
about one's partner

268
00:20:42,203 --> 00:20:44,024
than they know about themselves.

269
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,587
And it can be pretty tough

270
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,384
to keep quiet about it. So you have to...

271
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,040
You have to come to an accommodation,

272
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,243
an arrangement, a deal...

273
00:20:56,533 --> 00:20:58,745
if you like, to take
the rough with the smooth.

274
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,520
But the extraordinary thing is...

275
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,560
down there in the rough...

276
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,680
in the long reeds of difficulty
and pain...

277
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,440
that is where you find the treasure.

278
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,520
So I would like to propose a toast...

279
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,000
in the name of love.

280
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,400
In the name of our beloved country.

281
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,200
In the name of steadfastness.

282
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,560
In the name
of another ten marvelous years.

283
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:44,040
I give you mon petit chou...

284
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,440
Lilibet...

285
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:53,880
Elizabeth...

286
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,240
the Queen.

287
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,640
The Queen!

288
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,800
 We're sending you
to the newsroom at Alexandra Palace.

289
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,880
President Eisenhower has spoken warmly
of the special relationship

290
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,560
that exists between Britain
and the United States.

291
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,993
 Prime Minister Macmillan and I will

292
00:25:04,018 --> 00:25:05,664
do everything we can

293
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:11,680
to strengthen and repair the long-term
bonds which have bound together the...

294
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,200
But I can't. I can't.

295
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,320
I want only you.

296
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:26,400
I've tried again with Harold.
Tried and tried.

297
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,160
I know, I know.

298
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:34,080
I just can't.
I can't have him touch me, be near me.

299
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,720
His weakness repels me.

300
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,920
His love disgusts me.

301
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:02,960
Good morning!

302
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,520
Oh, darling, what a mess.

303
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:11,280
It is the most beautiful day.

304
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,120
I've brought something to cheer you up.

305
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,640
Cecil's magnificent work.

306
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,480
He's quite outdone himself this time.

307
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,220
I can tell you which one I would choose

308
00:26:26,245 --> 00:26:28,344
as the official birthday portrait,

309
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,280
and Cecil immediately agreed.

310
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,840
But of course, it's for you to decide.

311
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,920
And with regards to Billy Wallace...

312
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,880
Don't mention that name.

313
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,240
I've had him
on the telephone to me all morning,

314
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,680
quite distraught.

315
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,267
Then his mother, then his grandmother...

316
00:27:16,292 --> 00:27:18,264
I'm never speaking to him again.

317
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,440
Then we will find you someone else.

318
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,480
I don't want you to find me anyone.

319
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,560
Maurice Landgrave of Hesse.

320
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,720
He's a distant cousin.

321
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,680
Now his mother was a Catholic,
but their lands are still intact,

322
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,480
and he gives a very good show of himself
on the polo field...

323
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,600
No one!

324
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,400
Someone suggested
Prince Christian of Hanover,

325
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,480
a descendant of Queen Victoria.

326
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,560
Served in the Luftwaffe,
but we won't hold that against him.

327
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:52,120
I do know what the official duties
of a lady-in-waiting are.

328
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,520
Accompanying me on foreign trips,
dealing with my mail.

329
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,000
Do you suppose it might also include
helping me climb over the wall to escape?

330
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,680
I just can't bear it anymore.

331
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,520
I'm having some people
to dinner, tonight.

332
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,040
What, normal people?

333
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,160
 Yes, they're all normal.

334
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,960
But in their own way,
they're all quite exceptional, too.

335
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,320
You can go.

336
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,920
And possibly not deferential.

337
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,340
 That's fine.

338
00:28:22,365 --> 00:28:24,824
As long as they still meet the main
requirements.

339
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,280
Which are?

340
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,165
That none of them breeds
horses, owns land...

341
00:28:31,190 --> 00:28:33,664
or knows my mother.

342
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,000
All right, all of you.

343
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,280
Hello.

344
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,360
Everyone.

345
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,680
I'd like you to say hello
to our guest of honor,

346
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,520
Her Royal Highness,
the Princess Margaret.

347
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,520
Hello.

348
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,880
Are you ready, ma'am?
Here come the introductions.

349
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,560
Here we have Dudley on the piano.

350
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,080
And this here is Shilpa.

351
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,146
Feeling a little left out...

352
00:30:02,283 --> 00:30:05,464
and you're thinking to yourself,

353
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,280
"These dabblers and freaks
seem to know one another very well."

354
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,280
Hmm?

355
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,480
Then you'd be absolutely right.

356
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,200
Now, be honest.

357
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,600
Can you remember any of the names?

358
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,600
No, not really.

359
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,240
Can't remember me either?

360
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,000
What, we've met?

361
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,040
We have.

362
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,120
Where have we met?

363
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,000
Perhaps it'll come to you.

364
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,360
Now, where to begin...

365
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,040
Ah. Far corner.

366
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,600
The irresistible so-and-so
with the mustard-colored polo neck.

367
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:50,760
- Irresistible?
- Oh, come on, a nine, surely?

368
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:51,880
Seven.

369
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,760
He's called Jeremy,
he's heir to a chocolate fortune.

370
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:58,080
Married to the blonde beauty opposite.

371
00:30:59,007 --> 00:31:01,247
- Oh, she's an eight.
- Isn't she?

372
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,080
Yes, they dazzle in public, those two.

373
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:09,160
They don't disappoint in private either.
More of that another time, I think.

374
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,360
Who's next?

375
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,120
Ah, yes.
Our flushed and fleshy friend in paisley.

376
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,480
His name's Ken Russell,
makes documentaries for the BBC.

377
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,320
Travels everywhere on a bus.

378
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,640
You've probably never been on a bus,
have you?

379
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,560
- No.
- Pity.

380
00:31:30,007 --> 00:31:31,447
You really do meet the best people.

381
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,480
Tell me about the woman
with the... extraordinary eyes.

382
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,200
Baroness Frankenstein.

383
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,280
She played opposite Boris Karloff
in that movie, you know. Actress.

384
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,840
- Oh.
- No one can quite make out

385
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,200
why she left
a rather brilliant film producer

386
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,000
for a dreary politician.

387
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,600
- Oh.
- His name's John Profumo.

388
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,800
Fucking dull.

389
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,280
It's true, it's true. But...

390
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,720
The older gentleman beside him...

391
00:32:04,745 --> 00:32:06,336
Oh, no, no, no. I know who that one is.

392
00:32:06,361 --> 00:32:07,889
That's John Betjeman, the poet.

393
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,480
Um...

394
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:15,600
"Books from Boots' and country lanes,
Free speech, free passes...

395
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,360
Class distinction.

396
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:18,800
Distinction.

397
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,520
- Democracy...
- Democracy...

398
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,280
and proper drains."

399
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:27,520
Just so.

400
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,880
Is it really true he has two wives?

401
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:36,560
I hope so.

402
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,920
Better if he has three.

403
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,880
We don't want
anyone conventional around here.

404
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,080
Now, tell me about you.

405
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,280
- Oh, God, you really don't remember.
- No.

406
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,520
Hm. I'm a photographer.

407
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,920
Oh, the wedding photographer?

408
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,440
Ah, that was a favor.
That's not my normal line of work.

409
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,360
What is?

410
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,440
This.

411
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:10,880
Ah.

412
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,960
- What, these are yours?
- Yes.

413
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,200
Portraits?

414
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:20,200
Mm, I don't like that word.
It's so stuffy and traditional.

415
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,200
Oh, sorry. What are they, then?

416
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,006
Mm, people, faces.

417
00:33:26,031 --> 00:33:28,944
They're the most interesting
subject I've found so far.

418
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,840
If you can think of anything
more interesting, do let me know.

419
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,040
Oh, I like them.

420
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,680
It's as if there's no camera at all.
You've caught them off guard.

421
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,760
- Ah, it's all luck, really.
- You've made the ugliness beautiful.

422
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,360
I despise posturing
and pretentiousness and humbug.

423
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,760
Don't you?

424
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,920
Is that why you took up photography?

425
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:58,960
Maybe.

426
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,760
Maybe it's just a good way
to get behind closed doors.

427
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,549
Somebody's door in particular?

428
00:34:04,574 --> 00:34:05,944
Just doors generally.

429
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,400
A facade is only useful as a marker

430
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,640
for something one has to get behind
or beyond.

431
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,902
The surface is so dreary,
don't you think?

432
00:34:12,927 --> 00:34:14,624
What people want to show of themselves,

433
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,080
the idealized version,
is of no interest to me.

434
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,960
What people hide... that interests me.

435
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,560
But you get so close.

436
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,640
Isn't it rather an intrusion?

437
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:35,000
It's very much an intrusion, yes.
That's exactly what photography is.

438
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,360
I use a small Leica, nothing fancy,

439
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,400
and natural light,
which means that I can prowl around.

440
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,320
All the while
I'm getting closer and closer,

441
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,960
and in the end, it's kind of like...

442
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,080
- Well, it's, uh...
- Intrusion.

443
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,560
Intimacy.

444
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,680
How would you feel
about taking my photograph?

445
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,040
Well, I'd consider it.

446
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,640
On one condition.

447
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,760
- Go on.
- When you come to my slum studio,

448
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,320
you leave the titles
and princess outside.

449
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,400
- I'd be happy to.
- And for the duration of the session,

450
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:31,800
you do everything I say.

451
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,160
Don't look like that.

452
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,920
You're dying to, admit it.

453
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,080
Dying to what?

454
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,400
Be a supplicant.

455
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:47,560
I can tell.

456
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,600
 It was the first room
I've ever been to where nobody got up,

457
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,920
bowed, curtsied.

458
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,034
Some just carried
on having conversations,

459
00:35:59,059 --> 00:36:00,424
as if I wasn't there at all.

460
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,200
Those that did talk to me
did with such indifference

461
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:09,600
or nonchalance, it
verged on impertinence.

462
00:36:10,279 --> 00:36:12,303
There was this one in particular.

463
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,920
- Tony.
- Anthony, surely?

464
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,360
No, he insisted.

465
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,720
Tony. Armstrong-Jones.
He's this photographer.

466
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,400
- Like Cecil?
- Oh, no, nothing like Cecil.

467
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,040
Couldn't be less like Cecil.

468
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,040
Well, maybe a bit like Cecil,
in that he's obviously queer.

469
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,960
Though interestingly,
Elizabeth denies it.

470
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,200
Elizabeth who?

471
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,727
Cavendish.

472
00:36:33,752 --> 00:36:36,144
I called her when I got home
last night and interrogated her.

473
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,013
"What are the five most important things

474
00:36:38,038 --> 00:36:39,704
I need to know about that man?"

475
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:40,856
Why five?

476
00:36:40,881 --> 00:36:42,904
I don't know. Felt like the right number.

477
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,440
- Why not three?
- He's more interesting than three.

478
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,880
So, what did she say?

479
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,880
One, that he's Welsh.

480
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,480
- Is that interesting?
- No, not particularly.

481
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,480
That he had polio as a child.

482
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,800
That he has a passion
for inventing things.

483
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,960
And he would never dream of being
anything as straightforward

484
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,320
as "simply queer."

485
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,880
What on earth does that mean?

486
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,760
I'm not altogether sure.

487
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,240
But I'm also not incurious to find out.

488
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,000
 What was number five?

489
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:14,960
You can go.

490
00:37:14,985 --> 00:37:15,960
- That was five.

491
00:37:15,985 --> 00:37:17,769
- No,
Margaret, that was four.

492
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,320
 All right. Five is...

493
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,440
I liked him.

494
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,240
Yes, I can tell that.

495
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,920
- There's a contempt in him.
- What for?

496
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,880
For me. For us.

497
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,440
For everything we represent.

498
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,640
I actually think you'd like him.

499
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,000
That's what's so dangerous about him.

500
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,600
Upstairs.

501
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,360
Right.

502
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:33,600
Wait there.

503
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,520
Back in a minute.

504
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,200
Don't smile like that.

505
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,000
It's lovely, but don't.

506
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,960
Too lovely?

507
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:22,240
- For my taste, yes.
- Oh, I see.

508
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,320
You'd prefer me to be unlovely?

509
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,240
I'd prefer you to be yourself.

510
00:41:28,265 --> 00:41:30,264
Though I realize that's asking the
impossible.

511
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,760
Why?

512
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,720
Because I'm uncooperative?

513
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,280
Because you have no idea who you are.

514
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,840
Look to the window.

515
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,960
- I know perfectly well.
- No, not the faintest idea.

516
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:44,480
Window.

517
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:57,840
We don't know who you are, either.

518
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,160
The rest of us, outside the palace gates.

519
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,480
That's because we keep feeding you
the fairy tale.

520
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,640
Like this.

521
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:21,560
Ah.

522
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,120
Jesus.

523
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,760
I'm sorry, but, uh...

524
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,440
Cecil is a disgrace.

525
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,120
Well, he's been good to the family.

526
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,320
Why would you care about the family?

527
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,800
Have they been good to you?

528
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,200
They're my family.

529
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:49,920
Yes.

530
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,320
But that business with Peter Townsend.

531
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,200
Cruel.

532
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,640
Was he really as dreary as he seemed?

533
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:18,240
He was decent and old-fashioned.

534
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,280
Easy qualities to mock.

535
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,520
Easy to miss, too.

536
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:14,920
Do you miss him?

537
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,080
Sometimes.

538
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:33,320
Got it. Right.
Back to my place for a drink?

539
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:39,880
- Your place? Where's that?
- Well, get dressed and I'll show you.

540
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:03,200
So, this is... home.

541
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,560
Oh, it's marvelous.

542
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:17,520
- Whiskey or Cinzano?
- Whiskey, please.

543
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:27,880
Who's she?

544
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,920
- A friend.
- What kind of friend?

545
00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:35,560
A friend.

546
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,920
And this one? Ooh. Couldn't you
have cheered her up a little?

547
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,600
That's Sarah Macmillan,
the Prime Minister's daughter.

548
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,120
Or is she?

549
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,320
Word is not.

550
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,720
- That she's Bob Boothby's love child.
- No.

551
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,680
Mm. Thirty years they say
the affair's been going on,

552
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,720
right under the PM's nose.
Can you imagine?

553
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,720
I don't think I'm ever
going to get married.

554
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:04,080
Quite right.

555
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,560
Ghastly business.

556
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,320
It makes being happy so very difficult.

557
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:17,760
Oh, what's this?

558
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,400
Oh, it's something I'm working on.
A design.

559
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,600
It's fragile, get off.

560
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,040
Mm, sorry.

561
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,960
Here, come and have a look at this.
This might amuse you.

562
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,033
What, people have signed their names?

563
00:46:43,058 --> 00:46:44,624
Well, their nicknames, yes.

564
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,160
- Who's Tigger?
- Cleo Laine.

565
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,600
- Snitch?
- Dirk Bogarde.

566
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,200
Oh, look. You already have a princess.

567
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,120
Mm.

568
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,560
That's Tony Richardson.

569
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,080
Will you sign?

570
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,320
I keep a diamond for the purpose.

571
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:09,440
Go on.

572
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,480
I'm not sure I've ever had a nickname.

573
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:14,600
What shall I put?

574
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,960
Something that'll
throw them off the scent.

575
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:19,880
Beryl.

576
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,120
- Beryl?
- Mm.

577
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:24,560
All right.

578
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:42,560
It rhymes with peril.

579
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:49,960
Put it back.

580
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:55,200
Right.

581
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,680
- Shall we look at the photograph?
- Yes.

582
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:56,680
Right.

583
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:11,760
First...

584
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,240
the chemicals.

585
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,573
You know, when we first met...

586
00:49:29,598 --> 00:49:30,423
Mm?

587
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,760
...I was sure you were queer.

588
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:42,680
Why?

589
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:45,960
Just the way you talked to women.

590
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,760
Understood women.

591
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,920
Then you put it into the water.

592
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,840
- Here?
- Mm-hmm.

593
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:15,920
Not to mention your tidy little hips,
your vanity and fastidiousness.

594
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:18,280
I'm not vain.

595
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:21,960
You're insufferably vain.

596
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:26,840
But now I see you're not queer.

597
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,040
Then you put it into the fixer.

598
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:42,440
This whole routine
is far too practiced and well oiled.

599
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,720
Woman after woman has been here
before me.

600
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:50,880
Beautiful women.

601
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:52,920
Mm-hmm.

602
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:54,840
Then...

603
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:02,480
we hang her up.

604
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:15,680
What do you think?

605
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,040
It's a Margaret I've never seen before.

606
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,960
- No one's ever seen before.
- No.

607
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,160
Because in this photo,
you're not a princess anymore.

608
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:40,440
There's someone
I would like you to send it to.

609
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,880
Can I give you an address?

610
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:47,160
Sure.

611
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,120
- Then I must go.
- Mm.

612
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:55,680
You, um...

613
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,840
You won't stay a little longer?

614
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,560
No.

615
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,920
This is where the routine ends.

616
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,160
For now.

617
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:09,960
All right.

618
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:12,800
Did you come with a driver?

619
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:15,840
Yes, he's waiting outside.

620
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:17,960
Good. Then he can follow us.

621
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,040
We are most honored to have been guests

622
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,600
- in Your Majesty's beautiful home.
- Ah.

623
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:54,320
Hold tight.

624
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,473
Thank you so much for coming.

625
00:53:12,498 --> 00:53:13,704
It's been a pleasure.

626
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,720
Thank you very much.

627
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:21,200
- God, I thought that would never end.
- Yes, it did go on rather.

628
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:25,440
- On and on and on and on.
- Mm.

629
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,120
Definitely not queer.

630
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:00,703
Keep it.

631
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:32,800
Night.

632
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:34,200
Goodnight.

633
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,440
Good gracious!

634
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,000
Oh là là!

635
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:31,843
Mm-mm.

636
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:02,160
- There you are.
- Finally.

637
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,080
- Oh, I say.
- What is it?

638
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,280
It appears she's...

639
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,200
Naked.

640
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,640
Yes.

641
00:58:48,273 --> 00:58:56,374
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